Axe's Guide to Finding Divinity (Pathfinder Society Clerics)

IMPORTANT NOTE FROM ZENITH GAMES: This guide went defunct in late 2013 and stopped working. Shawn Perry retrieved from the web-archiving Way Back machine. We'll host it here until Axe decides to host it again or contact us.

Note also that this guide is pretty old, and that Axe is just focusing on casting and healing.  It's very possible to make a melee or ranged cleric, but Axe doesn't cover that in this guide.  Additionally, many of the domain abilities that Axe assumes are free are actually standard.

Axe’s Guide to Finding Divinity

(Pathfinder Society Clerics)

9/7/2010 v0.85

Inspired by Treantmonk’s pathfinder guides, and I am using his coloring coding for ease of readability. As a note I have only played Pathfinder as part of society play so am writing the guide under the assumption that you are playing society as well. Most of this will apply to most games anyway.

Part 1: The Casting Cleric

Color Coding the Guide:

In this guide I will be Color Coding your various options to provide my opinion on each of these options.

Red: Warning. This is a poor option and should be avoided
Orange: This is an OK option. I'm not recommending it, but it's not bad
Green: I recommend this option. It is a strong choice
Blue: A must have. Your best possible option

Role:
As I see it the Cleric is always capable of providing a significant amount of healing / debuff removal. The question is how do you want to contribute to the demise of the monsters, the two real options are to cast spells at the monsters or swing a weapon at them No matter which you pick you’ll still be perfectly capable of providing healing to the group as needed. This Part of the guide will be for the casting cleric. Expect to see the melee cleric in part 2 and the spell list in part 3.

Race:
Human: + Wis is good, an extra skill point is nice and one can always find use for an extra feat. Personally I think it’s trumped by Half-Elf but being able to max out a second or third skill isn’t bad

Half-Elf: + Wis is just as good here as it is for humans. You also get +2 perception, lowlight vision, skill focus & a +2 bonus against enchantments which you’ll already have a very good save against. Consider putting your skill focus into perception and taking a trait to get it in class for another +3 to be the party’s perception monkey. Don’t forget low-light as well.

Half Orc: + Wis is still good, and Orc-Ferocity is arguably best served on a cleric. Darkvision is generally even better than low-light although the +2 intim is mostly wasted.

Dwarf: +Wis/+Con/-Cha Amazing Stat array although the –Cha hurts a little as channel energy is really good now. Their slow speed is mostly a non-issue since they aren’t further slowed by armor. Defensive Training, Stability and Stone Cunning are all abilities that do things as well

Halfling: +Dex/+Cha/-Str : No bonus to Wisdom, at least the penalty stat is to one you can skip. A perception bonus salvages a little out of this race along with the bonus to all saves. Beware of the slow speed though.

Gnome: +Con/+Cha/-STR : No bonus to wisdom although +Con is a welcome. The slow speed is problematic and most of their racial bonuses are quite unexciting although lowlight, +AC against Giants and + Perception are still of some value.

Elf: +Int/+Dex/-Con: Yuck. At least the spell pen will be useful later when you’re fighting outsiders. Low light and perception are not enough to make up for the terrible stat bonuses. If Elf flavor is important to you just play a half-elf in touch with your elf side some more.

Stats
Str: 7 You’re not hitting things, you’re wearing medium or heavy armor so will be encumbered anyway. Note that penalties from encumbrance and armor do not stack so don’t worry about it too much.

Dex: 8-12 It’s quite easy to get your AC looking good, especially if you’re going the full plate route, no need to go above 12 though.

Con: 12-14 Hitpoints are always useful. I’m a little reluctant to go as low as 12 but you’ll have a good AC and the ability to heal yourself in a pinch.

Int: 7 Spending 4 points to bring your Int up to 10 nets you 1 skill point a level. Just not worth it. Kinda a shame that you’ll always suck at knowledge: Religion but that’s the price of piety.

Wis: 16-18 This is your casting stat, it gives you bonus spells, sets your spell DCs, gives you additional uses of your domain abilities, increases perception and will saves, max it at all opportunities

Cha: 12-16 Channel energy is quite good now, much more globally useful than the old turn undead. Still not nearly as important as Wisdom though.

20 point buy options:

Str 7 / Dex 8 / Con 13 / Int 7 / Wis 18 / Cha 16 – The extreme – You’re good at casing spells, your cha is good and your con is decent, you can only carry about ten pounds of stuff after your armor and shield though, also watch out for pits. Make sure to take diplomacy to capitalize on your high charisma.

Str 7 / Dex 13 / Con 16 / Int 7 / Wis 17 / Cha 12 – The Tank – Your AC and HP are good, your cha and wisdom suffer a bit though. Make sure to make good use of your talents by putting yourself into harms way as often as possible.

Str 10 / Dex 10 / Con 12 / Int 10 / Wis 17 / Cha 14 – The balance – An array for players scared of single digit stats

Channel Energy
Channel Positive / Channel Negative

I think the healing provided by Channel Positive is quite good. By the time you get to third level you’re casting close to a fifth level spell (cure light wounds mass) ~5 times a day in addition to all your spell casting. The damage you put out gets a save and it’s a lot more work to exclude your allies from the damage than it is to exclude your enemies from the healing. I do however like channel negative for the melee cleric so I’ll be talking about that a bit more in part 2.

Deities & Domains:
In Pathfinder society play clerics of the pantheon are not allowed so only certain domain combinations are allowed. Here you will find ratings for each of the deities then for each of the domains.

Deities:
Abadar LN Earth, Law, Nobility, Protection, Travel
Asmodeus LE Evil, Fire, Law, Magic, Trickery
Calistria CN Chaos, Charm, Knowledge, Luck, Trickery
Cayden Cailean CG Chaos, Charm, Good, Strength, Travel
Desna CG Chaos, Good, Liberation, Luck, Travel
Erastil LG Animal, Community, Good, Law, Plant
Gorum CN Chaos, Destruction, Glory, Strength, War
Gozreh N Air, Animal, Plant, Water, Weather
Iomedae LG Glory, Good, Law, Sun, War
Irori LN Healing, Knowledge, Law, Rune, Strength
Lamashtu CE Chaos, Evil, Madness, Strength, Trickery
Nethys N Destruction, Knowledge, Magic, Protection, Rune
Norgorber NE Charm, Death, Evil, Knowledge, Trickery
Pharasma N Death, Healing, Knowledge, Repose, Water
Rovagug CE Chaos, Destruction, Evil, War, Weather
Sarenrae LG Fire, Glory, Good, Healing, Sun
Shelyn NG Air, Charm, Good, Luck, Protection
Torag LG Artifice, Earth, Good, Law, Protection
Urgathoa NE Death, Evil, Magic, Strength, War
Zon-Kuthon LE Darkness, Death, Destruction, Evil, Law

Domains:
Spell ratings are a little different than the rest of the guide. Since having a useful spell at every level is nice I’ll be giving a color to each spell level in each domain.

Blue: Useful spells not on the cleric list
Green: Spells on the cleric list you’re interested in casting
Orange: Unexciting, but situationally useful at least
Red: You’re not going to cast this

Air:
The abilities are fairly useless and I’m not a fan of obscuring mist but the spell list gets quite good later and wind wall is an early entry at level 2
Lightning Arc: This requires an attack roll, you don’t make those and the damage scales really poorly anyway.
Electricity Resistance (lvl 6): Free resistance is nice even if it’s small
Domain Spells: 123456

Animal:
The animal companion is quite powerful but won’t do anything for you until the animal companion at 4 and the low level spells are useless so make sure to get a second domain with low level spells you want to cast.
Free Knowledge: Nature in class still uses Int right?
Speak with Animals: Even if the animals can understand you they are still too stupid to use diplomacy on.
Animal Companion (lvl 4): This is even better than the ranger ability since you have access to the full druid list. When you do get this take the Boon Companion feat at 5 to power up your companion to full druid strength.
Domain Spells: 123456

Artifice:
This domain does nothing for you, don’t take it.
Artificer's Touch: Mending would be useful if 0 level spells weren’t already at will. Also gives you an anti construct attack that you’ll never use.
Dancing Weapon (lvl 8): Gives your weapon the dancing ability, completely useless for casting clerics, really good for battle clerics
Domain Spells: 123456

Chaos:
If the average opponents were lawful instead of evil this domain might actually be worth taking, as is pass.
Touch of Chaos: This requires you hit an enemy with a melee attack, no thanks.
Chaos Blade (lvl 8): A very useful power for a battle cleric if and only if you are fighting lawful opponents.
Domain Spells: 123456

Charm:
If you want to be the party face supplement your diplomacy with the magic from this domain. Be aware that Heroism at level 4 is a very late entry and charm monster is late at 5. At least the higher saving throw difficulty on charm monster is worth something.
Dazing Touch: Touch somebody to make them lose their next action. It would be useful if your attack bonus wasn’t so low.
Charming Smile (lvl8): Swift action charm person with a short duration. Useful for getting information from NPCs, remember to charm first to bring to friendly and then diplomacy to bring up to helpful, just beware the short duration.
Domain Spells: 123456

Community:
Alright condition removal, spells are mostly buffs that you’d take anyway, pretty boring domain overall but makes you better at healing and buffing.
Calming Touch: It heals some nonlethal damage and removes sickened, fatigued and shaken, seems pretty useful actually.
Unity: Well, the most common Area spells have reflex saves and there is unlikely to be anybody in the party worse than you. It will occasionally be useful for things like frightful presence
Domain Spells: 123456

Darkness:
Normally clerics don’t get Blindness/Deafness until level 3 while the darkness clerics get blindness as a level 2 spell instead. Spells like deeper darkness likely make most of your party very unhappy and your summon monster only gets shadows. As a note the Shadows are not normally available to summon monster but are the right CR for a summon of that level.
Blind Fight: This feat does nothing for you.
Touch of Darkness: Alright debuff, makes everybody blurry to the target, too bad you can’t touch the broad side of a barn door.
Eyes of Darkness: Since darkness only blocks line of sight and not line of effect the ability to ignore it isn’t very exciting.
Domain Spells: 123456

Death:
While you can eventually heal yourself with negative energy your allies will still suffer, If you are going to make your party suffer by channeling negative energy this domain rewards you at level 8 at least. Note that in PFS play the undead you animate/create disappear at end of the adventure taking your onyxs with them
Bleeding Touch: Melee attack for some crappy bleed damage, as useless as the rest of the blasts.
Death's Embrace: Now negative energy heals you, too bad your allies will still suffer.
Domain Spells: 123456

Destruction:
Abilities range from useless to detrimental. The spell list is bad for you and includes such “gems” as a late entry suboptimal bard blast
Destructive Smite: Non-action bonus to melee damage, the damage isn’t too big though.
Destructive Aura(lvl 8): Everybody takes more damage, too bad this is bad for the PCs since killing a PC with extra damage is much worse than not killing a monster from less damage.
Domain Spells: 123456

Earth:
Several good druid spells round out a strong list. If you happen to have a sling user in the party and are fighting undead make sure to give them some magic stones. Note that Stoneskin is a very late entry at 6.
Acid Dart: At least acid is a strong damage type, too bad this ability is just as bad as the rest of the blasts.
Acid Resistance(lvl 6): Free resists are always handy.
Domain Spells: 123456

Evil:
Must be evil to take, not an option in PFS play.

Fire:
This domain helps your offense immensely with good fire spells at almost every level. Produce Flame at level 2 is the only real loser, note that Fire Shield is a late entry at 5.
Fire Bolt: Here’s that crappy blast again
Fire Resistance(lvl 6): Once again a free resist is useful, fire doubly so.
Domain Spells: 123456

Glory:
Great domain for social interactions, some of the spells are better suited for battle clerics but it helps you beat up undead at least, overall it’s not bad
+2 channel save DC for undead: Makes channeling at undead slightly better
Touch of Glory: This buff is great for social situations and UMD checks. You get a lot of them every day so don’t be shy.
Divine Presence(lvl 8): Mass Sanctuary with a high DC hmmm. If you’re willing to delay and the monsters aren’t you can wait to activate this until you’re in between the other players and the monsters to give all the monsters a hard save or effectively lose their turn.
Domain Spells: 123456

Good:
Nothing new on the spell list but at least you might cast most of them anyway.
Touch of Good: Well it’s worse than glory for social situations and the bonus isn’t big enough to be worth using in combat most of the time. It is useful for other skill based challenges such as finding and disarming traps though
Holy Lance(lvl 8): This would be really nice if you were a battle cleric or if it’s usable on an ally’s weapons.
Domain Spells: 123456

Healing:
For a cleric who wants to be good at healing but insists on channel negative energy this domain gets good, otherwise pass. At least Healer’s Blessing comes at lvl 6 instead of 8. Spell ratings assume that you channel positive otherwise spells 1-4 become green.
Rebuke Death: Some crappy healing for an unconscious target, is that really all this does?
Healer's Blessing(lvl 6): This would be amazing if your ability to channel positive energy wasn’t so good.
Domain Spells: 123456

Knowledge:
If you get a lot of value out of divinations bump this up to green otherwise the spell list is really unexciting.
All Knowledge Skills as Class Skills: This is supposed to do something, right?
Lore Keeper: Spending a standard action in combat trying to touch an enemy to make a knowledge check, at least the ability uses wisdom instead of intelligence.
Remote Viewing(lvl 6): Look what’s behind every door before you open it? This ability is quite useful and available at lvl 6
Domain Spells: 123456

Law:
Very similar to the good domain except your powers are anti-chaos instead of anti-evil and your first level power is even worse.
Touch of Law: Spending a standard action to let somebody take 11 just doesn’t seem very exciting to me.
Staff of Order(lvl 8): Pretty sure Anarchic is significantly worse than holy.
Domain Spells: 123456

Liberation:
While I prefer dealing with condition removal via scrolls, memorizing spells like remove fear and remove paralysis isn’t the end of the world. The abilities are what really makes this domain good though.
Liberation: On demand Freedom of Movement, sign me up!
Freedom’s Call (lvl 8): Make your allies immune to the following conditions on demand: confused, grappled, frightened, panicked, paralyzed, pinned, and shaken. Why does this domain get two cool abilities?
Domain Spells: 123456

Luck:
The spell list takes awhile to get going but the abilities are quite strong.
Bit of Luck: Let somebody roll all d20s twice for a round. It’s useful for out of combat skill checks and even has some use in combat when you expect somebody to be making a lot of roles in one round.
Good Fortune (lvl 6): A free reroll can help prevent disaster.
Domain Spells: 123456

Madness:
Your spell list is hit and miss but you’ve got a couple gems, while your abilities are both quite strong.
Vision of Madness: Use it out of combat to help an ally with a skill check or in combat against a foe where saves and skills don’t matter. For a cleric that can touch the enemy you’ve got one of the best short duration debuffs in the game.
Aura of Madness (lvl 8): On demand enemies-only confusion aura with a high save as a non action. Hard to get better than this.
Domain Spells: 123456

Magic:
It gives you an alright ranged attack but you’ll have to spend money on a weapon to keep it useful as you level up. The spell list is pretty bad with the only good spot being the early entry (for a cleric) of Anti-Magic field which would otherwise be uncastable by PFS Clerics.
Hand of the Acolyte: Well it uses wisdom instead of dex. If you do have this remember to get a light shield and hold your 2 handed weapon in your shield hand.
Dispelling Touch(lvl 8): Dispel magic, single target only as a touch attack, too many restrictions severely limits the value.
Domain Spells: 123456

Nobility:
Your spell list is unexciting and your abilities are mediocre
Inspiring Word: Usable for a non-scaling bonus outside of combat or a small bonus to an ally right before kicking in the door.
Leadership(lvl 8): Persuasive isn’t super exciting but at least it does something
Domain Spells: 123456

Plant:
Gives you access to some good druid spells and gives you some crappy ability take this and the animal domain if you want to pretend to be a druid.
Wooden Fist: A few rounds per day you can make unarmed attacks that do lethal damage, yuck.
Bramble Armor (lvl 6): Well it’s a non-action that does something. Too bad it’s not much
Domain Spells: 123456

Protection:
Reasonable spell list, although they are all cleric spells, the abilities, ignoring Resistant Touch, are useful as well
Free Resistance Bonus: Saves you a cloak slot and some cash
Resistant Touch: Well you can lend it to the rogue who’s disarming a trap, or you could just not write this ability down and you wouldn’t really be missing anything.
Aura of Protection(lvl 8): Unlikely to give your allies much AC but the free energy resist is nice.
Domain Spells: 123456

Repose:
The eighth level ability is strong but it’s not good enough to save this domain.
Gentle Rest: The debuff is pretty good against undead, too bad you can’t touch them at all.
Ward Against Death(lvl 8): On demand mass old school deathward. It’s not enough to get this domain above red though.
Domain Spells: 123456

Rune:
Explosive Runes is a late entry at 4 and is only rated above orange for its humor value. That said this domain still sucks.
Scribe Scroll: No replacement for this in PFS, too bad a free feat would have been nice.
Blast Rune: Well at least you don’t have to make an attack roll, too bad you have to get a monster to step into a specific square.
Spell Rune(lvl 8): Well you can attach spells to your Blast Rune, that’s pretty cool, same restrictions as before though.
Domain Spells: 123456

Strength:
Enlarge Person is a very strong 1st level spell to get. Stoneskin is a very late entry at sixth level though.
Strength Surge: It’s just like Touch of Glory from the Good domain except it applies to STR based rolls only.
Might of the Gods: Well you can use it to climb out of a pit at least.
Domain Spells: 123456

Sun:
Die undead die! If you want to destroy undead combine this with the Glory domain and really smash them.
Sun's Blessing: Well you’re really good at blowing up undead with your channel positive energy at least.
Nimbus of Light(lvl 8): On Demand Daylight that auto damages undead and dispels all darkness effects regardless of level and doesn’t take an action? While some adventures it won’t do anything those with undead or darkness effects it’s going to be quite good.
Domain Spells: 123456

Travel:
Good abilities and a great spell list push this domain up to blue.
+10 move speed: Full of win, easy to miss as it’s hidden in the flavor paragraph.
Agile Feet: Ignoring difficult terrain can be useful, too bad you have to decide the round before you need it.
Dimensional Hop: Wow! Move action teleport that can bring allies with you as well. Make sure to bring the two-weapon fighters into melee so they can make full-attacks.
Domain Spells: 123456

Trickery:
Useful abilities and some good wizard illusions plus confusion make this domain a strong choice.
Class Skills: Well you could take bluff instead of diplomacy as your social skill, not too excited by this.
Copycat: Spending a move action for a single mirror image seems quite strong to me.
Master's Illusion(lvl 8): On demand sixth level wizard illusion that doesn’t require an action? The only thing that keeps this from being completely broken is the short duration.
Domain Spells: 123456

War:
Unexciting spell list plus unexciting abilities is a pass.
Battle Rage: It’s a crappy damage buff that requires touch and a standard action
Weapon Master(lvl 8): For a handful of rounds every day you get a free combat feat
Domain Spells: 123456

Water:
This should have been called the fog domain. Has a couple late entry blasts that don’t do much for this domain.
Icicle: Cold damage crappy ranged attack, just as bad as the rest of them.
Cold Resistance(lvl 8): Cold is a pretty good choice for free resistance.
Domain Spells: 123456

Weather:
It starts out just like the water domain but gets some descent storm blasts instead. Be aware that Sleet Storm and Control Winds are late entries.
Storm Burst: Another ranged touch attack with crappy damage. Additionally this one does subdual damage but comes with a free -2 to hit.
Lightning Lord: Like Call Lightning but you can call down multiple bolts at once.
Domain Spells: 123456

Skills:
Knowledge Religon: While one might think this is necessary for a cleric the problem is you’ll never be very good at it.
Perception: Even if you don’t get this in class your high wisdom and potential racial bonus will make this quite high.
Sense Motive: Similar to perception, probably not quite as useful but one of the few wisdom based skills and it’s a class skill
Profession: While making the day job roll is a lot of fun even if you managed to get an average of 50gp a roll you’d only have earned 1650gp by the time you got to twelfth level. If you can’t stand to miss out on the fun of rolling put a point in it if you must.
Heal: Helps you deal with poisons / diseases without using up spell slots.
Diplomacy: It’s a class skill with a stat you have above 10 that does things. Seems like a reasonable pick to me.

Feats:
Selective Channeling: Want to be able to heal your party members in combat without refreshing the bad guys too? Pretty much necessary to make your healing work in combat.

Toughness: Extra hit points are always good

Boon Companion: If you took the animal domain this feat is golden, otherwise it does nothing.

Skill Focus: Perception: Maxing perception can be quite useful, take alertness instead if you’re also going for sense motive.

Improved Initiative: +4 initiative is good on anybody

Armor Proficiency, Heavy: The only thing it does is give you a bonus to hit. Considering you don’t make attack rolls it seems like a bad feat to me. If you want to make ranged touch attacks you’ll probably have enough dex to make this unexciting.

Alignment/Elemental Channel: Way too specialized to come up often enough to make it worth it.

Extra Channel: If you find yourself running out of channels regularly you could grab it, mostly a pass.

Fleet: +5 to your move speed can be a big improvement considering how awful your mobility is. However the slightly higher move speed may not be worth a feat.

Combat Casting: I find the 5ft step + a high AC is good enough to ignore defensive casting most of the time. If it’s an issue for you consider this feat

Metamagic Feats: You’re never going to have access to enough spell levels to these good. Consider metamagic rods for any metamagic feats you might want.

Equipment:
2 PA Wands:
Cure Light Wounds: Everybody should have one of these, especially those big dumb fighters who take all the damage. Nevertheless it could suck to get caught without one so probably best to buy your own.
Comprehend Languages: Ever since I bought one of these I have used a charge every adventure to read a clue in some regional language. While not necessary, it’s handy
Bless: Not very exciting but gives you something to do every combat at low levels when your spells per day are very limited.

Armor:
Full Plate: who cares if you’re not proficient with it? You’re going to be heavily encumbered and not making attack rolls. If this bothers you or if you want to be able to hit with your ranged attacks take heavy armor proficiency.
Heavy Shield: hey look you can now flank and your AC went up by two.
Buckler: Well you get one less AC than the heavy shield but in return you can actually use metamagic rods or staves and even at lower levels helps you juggle a wand. Slightly better than a light shield as you will have access to both hands for things like climbing.

Wondrous Items:
Headband of Wisdom: Wisdom is your most important stat, use this to increase your wisdom.
Belt of Constitution: Constitution is the only physical stat you care about
Cloak of Resistance: Resistance bonus to saves is always useful, may want to hold off for awhile if you’re frequently casting Protection from Evil on yourself.
Phylactery of Positive Channeling: +2d6 to your positive channeling sounds really good, too bad it uses the same slot as your Headband of Wisdom
Eyes of the Eagle: +5 Perception is good stuff

Jacob's Tower, Level 13: Sorcerer

Level 13: Sorcerer is the final level of Jacob’s Tower. It features a three part battle with Jacob himself. It also describes the rewards upon completion of the dungeon, explains the secret purpose behind the tower, and reveals true identity of Nine.

Level 13 contains three new NPC stat blocks and three new monsters.

The final level of Jacob’s tower can be deadly. It has three back to back APL 15 fights, a challenging and rigorous gauntlet from which not all will emerge victorious. If you have a strong group, well built or large, then you may keep them at level 12 for the level. However, if your group is smaller or less powerful, you should consider bringing them up to level 13.

Level 13 may also be re-flavored as an epic three part boss fight for many campaigns.

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Jacob's Tower, Level 12: Arena

Jacob’s Tower, Level 12: Arena

(190,000xp, 79,600gp Max)

Arena is the penultimate level of Jacob's Tower.  It takes place in a large coliseum in front of a screaming crowd of thousands.  Arena features several large scale fights with open, complex environments usually not possible in dungeons crawls.  It also gives the heroes one last chance to flex their skills to a potentially adulating crowd.

The Arena

The PCs are thrust into sunlight. Momentarily blinded, they are acutely aware of various other sensations beating down upon them. The solid heat of the desert sun. The chalky dust beneath their feet and swirling into their faces. The deafening roar of a cheering crowd of thousands. And a loud, amiable voice barking out playful phrases in words too fast to comprehend.

As their eyes acclimate, the PCs begin to comprehend their surroundings. They are on the southern half of massive round arena, a coliseum 105 feet from end to end. The dusty ground is splattered by blood and the occasional humanoid bone. Chips and dents mar the ornate marble walls that extend 20 feet up to the viewing gallery, where thousands of enraptured audience member cheer on the PCs.

And what an audience! Creatures of all shapes and sizes: humans, elves, dwarves, goblins, orcs, titans, liches, gnomes, lizardmen, elementals, clockwork giants, large wolves with intelligent eyes, green clouds of gas, fallen angels, uplifted demons – every race and species the PCs have ever encountered and countless more.

At the center of the arena, a tall marble column extends 50 feet into the air. At its peak, a pink, amorphous blob gesticulates with two waving pseudopods. It blinks half a dozen eyes, and through a score of glittering mouths he booms his gleeful commentary to the crowd. He is Ringmaster.

“… Nothing like yesterday’s show, I assure you. You see before you the finest Jacob has to offer. These adventurers have fought together through thick and thin, braving and overcoming fearsome challenges no other mortal could dare to face. And here they stand before us, stronger for the effort. Look at those muscles, look at those brains. Look at the courage! Look at the eagerness to kill! But before we get started on the event, let’s learn a bit about our contestants.”

Note that an invisible dome separates Ringmaster and the crowd from the action down below. Though the arena walls may be climbed, the heroes will hit a ceiling that domes from 20 feet up starting at the audience to 50 feet up at the top of Ringmaster’s pillar.

The Interview

Ringmaster stretches a pseudopod down from his column to where the party is standing. It produces a wand, then holds the wand to the nearest character like a microphone.

“So, adventurer, tell us a bit about yourself. What’s your name, and why are you here?”

Once the adventurer has done so, Ringmaster asks a follow up question.

“If you weren’t an adventurer, what would you do with your time? What are you going to do when you are done adventuring? Do you have any useful, legal skills that could earn you a day’s wages?”

Ringmaster asks any appropriate follow up questions to get the character to demonstrate any Profession or Craft skill.

The character may make a single skill checks for each Profession or Craft skill he has trained, demonstrating his ability to the crowd. For each DC 22 Profession or Craft check at which he succeeds, mark a success and the crowd goes wild. If the character fails to make any DC 22 Profession or Craft checks, the crowd boos him.

Ringmaster then asks the same questions to each subsequent character, also drawing Profession and Craft skill checks out of them.

If Ringmaster’s pseudopod is attacked during the interview it will come off entirely. Ringmaster and the crowd roar in laughter (and the pseudopod will re-grow), but the interview is be over. Successes should be tallied as they stand.

The crowd is either pleased or disappointed with the heroes after this display. If the heroes had zero successes, then they will actively boo them in the first fight, imparting a +2 morale bonus to attack rolls, damage rolls, and saves for all enemies. If the heroes had only one success between them, the crowd is nonplussed and will not cheer for or root against them. If the heroes had a number of successes greater than one but less than the number of heroes, then the crowd will be impressed and root for them, imparting a +2 morale bonus to attack rolls, damage rolls, and saves for the first fight. If the heroes had a number of successes equal to or greater than the number of heroes, then the crowd is ecstatic. They will impart a +2 morale bonus to attack rolls, damage rolls, and saves for the first fight, and also throw 10,000gp worth of gemstones onto the arena. These gems are automatically collected and added to the PC’s prize money at the end.

After the interview, Ringmaster pulls up his pseudopod.

“Well, that was certainly illuminating. But enough talk! It’s time for some action! Let’s see how our adventurers fare against . . . The Mammoths of the Clammoth Mountains!”

The Mammoths of Clammoth Mountains

Within a single round, the arena undergoes a sudden and violent change. The sun is blotted out by black clouds, and the temperature drops from burning hot to below freezing in a few instants. The PCs must make a DC 20 Fortitude save or become sickened for d6 rounds by the quickness of the change.

At the same time, the ground shrieks and rends. Ice and snow shoot over the dust of the arena, replacing it with worn rock.  Massive, 40 foot deep chasms split the earth (marked in purple on the map). Walls of grey stone explode from the ground, reaching high above the invisible wall (marked in yellow on the map). The walls of the chasms and mountains are covered with ice and require a DC 30 climb check to scale.

The blizzard further mars matters. The heavy snowfall drops visibility to 30 feet, and the wind imposes a -2 penalty to ranged attacks. The entirety of the map is considered difficult terrain due to the snow.

At the same time, three mastodons (M) materialize out of thin air, shepherded by a single frost giant (G). As soon as they are made aware of the PCs, they attack.

During this one round change, the PCs may take their movement and standard actions. The ground is not yet difficult terrain. If they are in a square that is becoming a chasm, mountain, or enemy, then they see the coming threat and may take their movement to get out of that square without penalty.

When the battle is over, the heroes find a Mask of Giants, Lesser in their inventory as a reward.

The Quiz

When the last enemy is defeated, the area reverts suddenly back to the hot and dusty arena. The crowd cheers wildly, and Ringmaster beams down at the heroes with six unnatural eyes.

“Well fought heroes! Nicely done! That’s three mammoths who have been frozen in their tracks!

“Let’s take a short break from fighting, and give the audience a chance to catch their breaths. How about a game of . . . NAME! THAT! ANSWER!”

The crowd chants along with the somewhat bizarrely named “Name that answer!” then goes quiet.

Ringmaster eyes the PCs, then asks a few questions. Feel free to replace the below questions with those specific to your campaign world.

Any PC may think about the questions, though the PCs may only submit a single answer as a team. Roll all knowledge checks in secret. For each correct answer given to Ringmaster, tally a success. For each failure, a bolt of lightning from the blue deals each character 6d6 damager (Reflex DC 20 halves). The PCs may choose not to answer a question after making a check, preventing them from achieving the success but avoiding the bolt of lightning.

The questions are as follows:

“How much, to the nearest 500 pounds, does a plasma Ooze weigh?” A DC 25 Knowledge (dungeoneering) check will give the correct answer of 6,000 pounds. A knowledge check of 20 – 24 suggests 5,000 pounds. A knowledge check of 10 – 19 suggests that they are weightless. A knowledge check of below 10 suggests that they weigh 9,000 pounds.

“What part of the crossbow catches the string?” A DC 25 Knowledge (engineering) check will give the correct answer, the nut. A knowledge check of 20 – 24 suggests a riser. A knowledge check of 10 – 19 suggests a serving. A knowledge check of below 10 suggests a tickler.

“The humanoid Abyss Gigas is vulnerable to what?” A DC 25 or above Knowledge (local) check will give the correct answer, nothing. A knowledge check of 20 – 24 suggests fire. A knowledge check of 10 – 19 suggests electricity. A knowledge check of below 10 suggests sunlight.

“What does the tree-like Irminsul keep within its trunk?” A DC 25 or above Knowledge (nature) check will give the correct answer, a portal to another plane of existence. A knowledge check of 20 – 24 suggests undead corpses. A knowledge check of 10 – 19 suggests deadly poison. A knowledge check of below 10 suggests vegepigmies.

The crowd is either pleased or disappointed with the heroes after this display. If the heroes had zero successes, then they actively boo them in the second fight, imparting a +2 morale bonus to attack rolls, damage rolls, and saves for all enemies. If the heroes had only one or two success between them, the crowd is nonplussed and will not cheer for or root against them. If the heroes had three successes, then the crowd will be impressed and root for them, imparting a +2 morale bonus to attack rolls, damage rolls, and saves for the second fight. If the heroes had four successes then the crowd is ecstatic. They will impart a +2 morale bonus to attack rolls, damage rolls and saves for the second fight, and also throw 10,000gp worth of gemstones onto the arena. These gems are automatically collected and added to the PC’s prize money at the end.

When the quiz has concluded, Ringmaster once again engages the audience.

“But enough of question and answer. I sense that you are hungry for blood! Well, you are sure to see some in this next fight, though it may be a bit watered down. Let’s see how our adventurers do against the Sea Serpent and Stygian Turtle Shark!”

The Sea Serpent and Stygian Turtle Shark

Again, the arena undergoes a violent and sudden change. Within six seconds, the dusty ground transforms into warm tropical water, whose blue sheen is lost in the black depths hundreds of feet below. Four poorly constructed rafts float on the swells, and the sun contours their shadows through the sea.

At first, there are no enemies, and the heroes have an additional round to orient themselves and swim to a raft. However, at the start of the next round initiative should be rolled. The PCs have attracted the attention of monsters.

A Sea Serpent and Stygian Turtle Shark rush up from the ocean depths. They may use their capsize abilities to automatically flip rafts and dump any passengers in the water nearby. Doing so also destroys half of the raft.

When the battle is over, the heroes find a Folding Boat in their inventory as a reward.

Entertainment

When both monsters are defeated, the area reverts back to the hot and dusty arena. The crowd again cheers wildly, and Ringmaster looks down at the heroes with mock concern.

“My goodness, what a fight! You nearly didn't make it out of there.  Let’s hear it for our contestants.” The audience cheers and hoots wildly. “I think that we need a little bit of light heartened entertainment before the next fight. Alright, heroes, lets see if you can make our audience laugh!”

Into the area materialize a wild bull and a small table with a mirror and make-up kit. Half a dozen ropes tie the straining bull to the ground.

“Choose your best rider. He’ll be trying to stay on Sally, the wild bull. But, to make things a little more amusing, use that make-up kit to dress your rider up like a clown. You have one minute, starting now!”

The PCs only have time to make one Disguise check to dress up their rider. A DC 30 Disguise check yields three successes. A DC 25 Disguise check yields two successes, and a DC 20 Disguise check yields one success.

Once the rider looks like a clown, he should quickly mount Sally. When he does, the ropes keeping her in place evaporate, and Sally attempts to buck her rider off. The rider makes up to three DC 25 ride checks, though any failure bucks the rider and end the checks. For each successful ride check, mark one success.  The crowd roars in laughter for the whole affair, and will clap if Sally is ridden for all three rounds.

The PCs may of course choose to keep their dignity and refrain from any of this nonsense, in which case they will get 0 successes.

After being ridden for three rounds or throwing her rider, Sally will disappear.

The crowd will either be pleased or disappointed with the heroes after this display. If the heroes had zero successes, then they will actively boo them in the third fight, imparting a +2 morale bonus to attack rolls, damage rolls, and saves for all enemies. If the heroes had only one or two success, the crowd is nonplussed and will not cheer for or root against them. If the heroes had three or four successes, then the crowd will be impressed and root for them, imparting a +2 morale bonus to attack rolls, damage rolls, and saves for the third fight. If the heroes had five or six successes then the crowd is ecstatic. They will impart a +2 morale bonus to attack rolls, damage rolls, and saves for the third fight, and also throw 10,000gp worth of gemstones onto the arena. These gems are automatically collected and added to the PC’s prize money at the end.

Ringmaster guffaws loudly.  “Well, that was certainly funny! But enough comedy. Time to move onto the tragedy! Ever seen a plant kill a man? Now is your chance! Watch how our adventurers contend with the fearsome Tobongo.”

The Fearsome Tobongo

Foliage and greenery erupt out of the ground. The air suddenly is laden with humidity, and sweat instantly forms on the hero’s brows. Birdcalls and buzzing insects form a jungle cacophony amongst the bushes and brambles. Seven overgrown trees sprout from the soil (marked with green on the map)

Across much of the arena, a wide swath of brambles and mud materializes (marked by brown on the map). Moving into any of these squares uses 10 feet of movement, though any ability which ignores difficult terrain may be applied. The first time each turn that a character moves into the terrain, he may attempt a DC 20 Survival check. On a success, he may move through the terrain as if it did not exist for the rest of his turn. The enemies automatically ignore this terrain.

Out from the rich earth in the northern part of the arena grows a massive, angry looking tree, the Tobongo (marked with a T on the map). This Tobongo lacks the animate tree ability. Instead, as a swift action, he may automatically animate one of the seven trees around the area (marked in green). The animated trees instantly come to life and act on the Tobongo's initiative, using the same statistics as a Treant except for the Animate Tree Ability. The Tobongo may raise up to seven trees in this manner, at which point there are no additional trees to animate. If the Tobongo is killed, all of his animated trees whither and die, and the fight is over.

When the battle is over, the heroes find a Boots of Friendly Terrain in their inventory as a reward.

The Obstacle Course

As the jungle fades back into arena, Ringmaster leads the audience in applause.

“Incredible! And I thought the trees would have them stumped. What a group!

“Well, we only have one more fight left, but before we get to that lets watch some nice, safe action. How about … an Obstacle Course!”

Before our heroes materializes a short obstacle course – a pool of water leading to a wooden climbing pole, then a long balancing beam with a small crawlspace at the end. The crawlspace empties out onto a tiny platform where a red flag dances on a moving stick nearly out of reach.

“Each contestant will have one minute to complete the course. One contestant at a time please! And please note, you are now under the effects of an anti-magic field. No spells will work, and magic items are turned off.”

One by one, the adventurers will need to complete the obstacle course. This consists of a DC 20 Swim check, a DC 20 Climb Check, a DC 20 Acrobatics check, a DC 20 Escape Artist check, and a DC 20 Sleight of Hand check. If the adventurer fails a single check, he takes twice as long to complete it and moves on to the next challenge.  For each adventurer who reaches the end with zero or one failures, tally a success. However, if an adventurer gets three failures, he is smacked off the obstacle course by a massive fist of force which makes an attack on the adventurer at +30 for 2d8+10 bludgeoning damage.

The crowd will either be pleased or disappointed with the heroes after this display.  If the heroes had zero successes, then they will actively boo them in the fourth fight, imparting a +2 morale bonus to attack rolls, damage rolls, and saves for all enemies. If only one hero succeeds, the crowd is nonplussed and will not cheer for or root against them. If two heroes succeed, then the crowd will be impressed and root for them, imparting a +2 morale bonus to attack rolls, damage rolls, and saves for the fourth fight. If at least three party members succeed, then the crowd is ecstatic. They will impart a +2 morale bonus to attack rolls, damage rolls and saves for the fourth fight, and also throw 10,000gp worth of gemstones onto the arena. These gems are automatically collected and added to the PC’s prize money at the end.

When the heroes have completed the obstacle course one way or another, Ringmaster will give his last announcement.

“And now for the final fight. The end all, be all. The total party kill. If they succeed, the heroes will go on to meet Jacob himself. Please hold your breath, for now we welcome onto the stage: The Seven Ankous.”

The Seven Ankous

Seven marble pillars rise 10 feet out of the arena dust. When they reach their zenith, each materializes a large dark shape: horrific, skeletal, alien creatures with black wings of smoking darkness. The Ankous are clothed in malevolent blackness, but burn with yellow fire that seeps out of empty eyesockets like blood. In unison, the Ankous raise their wings, then swoop in to attack.

Only one of these Ankous is real.  The rest are shadow doubles.  The Ankou is identical to the listed stats, with the following exceptions. The Ankou starts with 6 shadow doubles, and they last until killed (the real Ankou is indicated with A on the map, while the shadow doubles are indicated with S.) The Will save to disbelieve any shadow double is raised to 26. The Ankou loses his Circle of Death spell like ability, but gains a second casting of prismatic spray.

A shadow double's melee attacks cannot bring an creature below 0hp, though his bleed might.

If you feel like being extra deceitful, roll two separate initiatives.  Have four of the doubles and the real ankou go on one initiative, while the last two shadow doubles go on the other.  Have the character make Will saves when interacting with the real ankou, with the result always "you believe this ankou is real."

The Ankou shares a health pool of 266 with his shadow doubles. When any double or the Ankou himself is damaged, the health pool is decreased by the damage dealt. When the health pool reaches 0, the Ankou and all shadow doubles are slain.

When the Ankou is slain, the darkness of his wings slowly spreads, encompassing the area, the crowds, and Ringmaster. His voice can be heard over the roaring crowd, through it grows fainter and more distant with every passing moment. He sounds genuinely thrilled, and taken up in the moment.

“Stupendous! Fantastic! Amazing! Never has a mortal passed the final test! Never has a mortal gotten this far! My dear ladies and gentlemen, our heroes are on the way to see Jacob himself! The first heroes in an age! Good luck my dear adventurers! You will need it!”

If you are just playing Jacob's Tower and leveling up after Arena, distribute 64,000gp among characters evenly.

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Deck the Halls

Deck the Halls

A Christmas Tale

For too long, the northern town of Ivanheim has suffered under the curse of Santa Claus. With every passing year, his naughty list grows longer and longer and more and more children are taken away to be processed at his workshop. This year, the people of Ivanheim have moved all their children to the great Smokehall and hired mercenaries to defeat the mad elf once and for all. Included in Deck the Halls:

• 6 new enemies, including Rudolf, nutcrackers, and Santa himself.
• A strange fey creature, obsessed with purging the world of naughtiness.
• Pop culture references to make you giggle
• Holiday cheer, and goodwill towards men.

Deck the Halls is a Christmas one-shot meant for 3-4 level 3 PCs.  It takes 2-3 hours to run.

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Adventure Background

Deep in the frozen north, the snow-swept town of Ivanheim told legends of the mad elf Santa Claus. Vengeful, omniscient, and cruel, the elf watched over the village children with an unforgiving eye. Once a year, in the dead of winter, the elf stole down the chimney of any naughty children, nabbed them from their beds, then took them to his workshop for processing.

For years, the elf stayed in legends, a parable to keep children off his naughty list. Then, one year, a handful of children built a snowman Santa Claus, and accidentally placed the town sage’s magical top hat on the sculpture. By the morning, the snowman was gone.

The next night, the town bully Chris disappeared from his room. Altogether better off, the town thought nothing of it until the mischievous Hildur boys disappeared the following year. Then the sinful Berit, and Frida’s little Gösta, barely a month old.

In each of their empty beds, the perpetrator left a lump of coal.

For seven years, the legendary Santa Claus has been terrorizing the townsfolk. With every passing year, more and more children fall into the naughty list, and disappear in the dead of a winter’s night. Every year, the townsfolk light roaring fires, place iron spikes in their fireplaces, and do their very best to protect their young. Some parents have died in defense of their offspring, guts found hanging from holly and mistletoe. Where there once were four dozen children in town, only half remain.

They have named the night of Santa’s arrival Chrismiss, after the missing Chris, Santa’s first victim.

Something must be done. Actions must be taken before an entire generation is processed in Santa’s cruel workshop.

This year, the children have all been sequestered in the town smokehall. Iron bars have been placed on the doors and windows, and the chimney has been lit with a blazing inferno. Mercenaries have been hired to protect the children, ward off Santa Claus, and kill the mad elf if possible. You are those mercenaries.

The Smokehall

The smokehall is boiling hot, and a large pile of discarded furs, gloves, and hats sits heaped in a corner. Two dozen white-faced children mill about, whispers barely registering over the roaring fire. Their parents have all gone home, either out of fear or a desire get out of the way. You are the infants' only defense. Somewhere in the deafening blizzard that rages outside, a mad elf stalks towards his prey.

A single child fights against the fear and paranoia. Sven, a boy no older than 5, stands by the closed door and stares resolutely forward. In each hand he carries a small carved wooden stick, and with these he beats a lively tempo on a little drum. The townsfolk call him the “little drummer boy,” and his tune lifts your spirits.

As long as Sven is alive and playing his drum, any PC within 30 feet that can hear him gains a +2 morale bonus on all attack rolls, damage rolls, and saves. Sven has the same stats as the other children.

There are two large tables in the smokehouse, and 20 chairs. The PCs may arrange these chairs and tables in any way they wish, barricading the door, gaining cover, or making a fort. They may also decorate the hall with whatever traps they wish. They should also instruct the two dozen children to stand in specific 5’ by 5’ squares. As small creatures, the children each take up one square.

Blizzard rules

If the PCs head out into the blizzard, they will suffer a range of penalties. The severe winds impose a -4 penalty on ranged attacks and perception checks, and even protected flames have a 50% chance of guttering out. The heavy snow obscures all sight beyond 5 feet. The extreme cold and wind chill deals 1d6 points of lethal cold damage per minute (no save) Additionally, every minutes an exposed character must make a Fortitude save (DC 15, +1 per previous check) or take 1d4 points of nonlethal cold damage. The PCs are altogether better off waiting inside.

The Reindeer

The world outside the smokehall grows pitch black as the hours pass. The blizzard howls.

Then, around 11:30, the faint sound of jingling bells can be heard. They ring clear and sharp even through the raging cacophony of snow and wind. The children shiver and clump up, and may abandon their assigned positions if not reprimanded or encouraged.

The jingling grows closer and closer, until it is directly outside the front door. Santa appears to be dispensing with his customary entrance of the chimney in favor of a more direct route.

There is a booming knock at the door. A few children let out frightened cries or whimpers.

“Ho, ho, ho!” a deep, resounding voice laughs from outside the room. If the door is not locked or barricaded, the immense doors will fly open, and in will rush the reindeer.

If the door is barricaded, a few more loud crashes follow, the elf himself trying to get in. Then, there is a pause. The sounds of rummaging through a bag, and the scraping of metal on wood. Then, another pause.

“Meeeeerry Chrismiss!”

The smokehall door explodes into a shower of flame and wooden shrapnel. All PCs within 15 feet are dealt d6 fire damage and d6 piercing damage (DC 13 Reflex save halves both). A large, ragged hole has been blasted in the door.

In rush three reindeer through the hole, and combat begins. If the door was not blasted open, then four reindeer rush in through the door. Starting with the second round of combat, another set of reindeer (four if the doors were not barricaded, three if they were) rush in on a new initiative order. As each new reindeer rushes in, the deep, disembodied voice lists their names: "Now, Dasher! Now, Dancer! Now, Prancer, and Vixen! On, Comet! On, Cupid! On, Donder and Blitzen! And on Rudolf!”

The final reindeer to rush in is Rudolf himself, his nose glowing like a flame.

The reindeer will favor fighting the PCs, but will gladly take pot shots at any undefended nearby children if the PCs are already swarmed.


Diabolical Reindeer CR 1/2
XP 200
N Medium Animal
Init +1; Senses low-light vision; Perception +5
-------DEFENSE-------
AC 12, touch 11, flat-footed 11 (+1 Dex, +1 natural armor)
hp 9 (1d8+5)
Fort +4, Ref +6, Will +1
-------OFFENSE-------
Speed 60 ft., fly 30 ft. (poor)
Melee gore +2 (d4+2)
-------STATISTICS-------
Str 14, Dex 12, Con 15, Int 2, Wis 2, Cha 7
Base Atk +0; CMB 2; CMD 13 (17 vs. trip)
Feats Toughness, Run
Skills Perception +5

Rudolf CR 1/2
XP 200
N Medium Animal
Init +1; Senses low-light vision; Perception +5
-------DEFENSE-------
AC 12, touch 11, flat-footed 11 (+1 Dex, +1 natural armor)
hp 9 (1d8+5)
Fort +4, Ref +6, Will +1
-------OFFENSE-------
Speed 60 ft., fly 30 ft. (poor)
Melee gore +2 (d4+2)
Special Attack blinding nose
-------STATISTICS-------
Str 14, Dex 12, Con 15, Int 2, Wis 2, Cha 13
Base Atk +0; CMB 2; CMD 13 (17 vs. trip)
Feats Toughness, Run
Skills Perception +5
-------Special Abilities-------
Blinding Nose (Ex) Rudolf’s nose emits a bright light to a range of 30 feet. As a standard action, Rudolf can intensify his nasal brightness. Any enemy within the area must make a DC 11 Fortitude save or be blinded for 1 minute. This save DC is Charisma-based.

Child CR 1/4
XP 100
Young Human Commoner 1
CN Small humanoid (human)
Init +3; Senses Perception +3
-------DEFENSE-------
AC 15, touch 15, flat-footed 11 (+3 Dex, +1 size, +1 dodge)
hp 3 (1d6-1)
Fort -1, Ref +3, Will -1
-------OFFENSE-------
Speed 20 ft.
-------STATISTICS-------
Str 6, Dex 16, Con 8, Int 12, Wis 8, Cha 13
Base Atk +0; CMB -3; CMD 11
Feats Dodge, Endurance, Simple Weapon Proficiency (club)
Skills Climb +2, Handle Animal +5, Perception +3, Stealth +8, Swim +2
Languages Common

The Toy Soldiers

With the reindeer dead, Santa will send in a group of toy soldiers. A single tin soldier leads the charge, followed by three nutcrackers. The Tin Solider will shoot at the children, while the Nutcrackers run interference.

Tin Soldier        CR 2
XP 600
N Small construct (clockwork)
Init +7; Senses darkvision 60 ft., low light vision; Perception +0
-------DEFENSE-------
AC 14, touch 13, flat-footed 12 (+2 Dex, +1 size, +1 natural)
hp 16 (1d10+10)
Fort +0, Ref +5, Will +0
Immune construct traits
Weaknesses vulnerable to electricity
-------OFFENSE-------
Speed 20 ft.
Melee slam +5 (1d4+2)
Ranged BB gun +6 (d12)
-------STATISTICS-------
Str 14, Dex 17, Con —, Int —, Wis 11, Cha 1
Base Atk +2; CMB +4 CMD 17
Feats Improved Initiative, Lightning Reflexes
-------Special Abilities-------
Self Destruct (Ex) When the Tin Soldier is brought to 0 hp or lower, he explodes into a shower of tin shrapnel. All creatures within 15 feet are dealt 2d6 piercing damage (Reflex 12 halves).


Nutcracker       CR 1/2
XP 200
N Small construct (clockwork)
Init +4; Senses darkvision 60 ft., low light vision; Perception +0
-------DEFENSE-------
AC 12, touch 11, flat-footed 12 (+1 size, +1 natural)
hp 6 (1d10)
Fort +0, Ref +3, Will -1
Immune construct traits
Weaknesses vulnerable to fire
-------OFFENSE-------
Speed 20 ft.
Melee slam +6 (1d4+3/19-20)
-------STATISTICS-------
Str 16, Dex 12, Con —, Int —, Wis 9, Cha 1
Base Atk +2; CMB +5 CMD 19
Feats Improved Critical (Slam), Lightning Reflexes
-------STATISTICS-------
Nutcracker (Ex) If the Nutcracker scores a critical hit on a male character, the victim is nauseated for d4 rounds.

Santa’s Workshop

As the fight with the toy soldiers draws to a close, or if he is attacked while still outside the smokehall, Santa realizes that retreat is the better part of justice. He summons a large, opaque blue portal that leads straight to his workshop, then hops inside. The portal remains open for some minutes, and is easily visible through the smokehall doors. When the toy soldiers are killed, the children will implore the party to jump through the portal and finish the fight. If they do not, then Santa will get away this year and return in future years.

The portal deposits the party in the center of small warehouse filled with smoke and rust. Manning the conveyor belts that shuttle coal and weapons from the north to the south walls are 10 undead children. As the party enters, the undead children grab light crossbows from the conveyor belts and turn glazed eyes towards the intruders.

In the center of the room is Santa Claus, the mad elf himself. Dressed in red furs with white trim, the fat elf has incredibly pale skin and bloody eyes. He carries a large sack filled with coal that he swings like a hammer. He roars in incoherent rage and charges towards the party.

The undead children will use light crossbows exclusively, even if it means they incur opportunity attacks. They reload their light crossbows as a move action.

Santa Claus CR 4
XP 1,200
LE Large Fey
Init -1; Senses darkvision 60ft. scent; Perception +12
-------DEFENSE-------
AC 14, touch 8, flat-footed 14 (-1 Dex, -1 size, +6 natural)
hp 73 (7d6+49); regeneration 3 (fire)
Fort +11, Ref +4, Will +9
Immune cold
Weaknesses vulnerable to fire
-------OFFENSE-------
Speed 20 ft.
Melee bag of coal +6 (2d4+2), slam +6 (1d6+2)
Spell-Like Abilities (CL 4th; concentration +11)
         1/day – quickened frigid touch
         3/day – quickened sleep (DC 14), quickened chill touch (DC 14), quickened poisoned egg
         At Will – quickened ray of frost
-------STATISTICS-------
Str 16, Dex 8, Con 24, Int 12, Wis 14, Cha 17
Base Atk +3; CMB +7; CMD 16
Feats Combat Casting, Great Fortitude, Iron Will, Improved Natural Armor
Skills Bluff +14, Disguise +14, Escape Artist +9, Knowledge (religion) +11, Perception +12, Stealth +9, Use Magic Device +14
Languages Common, Giant, Sylvan


Undead Child        CR 1/3
XP 135
NE Medium undead
Init +6; Senses darkvision 60ft.; Perception +8
-------DEFENSE-------
AC 14, touch 12, flat-footed 12 (+2 Dex, +2 natural)
hp 4 (1d8)
Fort +0, Ref +2, Will +1
-------OFFENSE-------
Speed 20 ft.
Melee 2 claws -2 (1d4-2)
Ranged light crossbow (1d6)
-------STATISTICS-------
Str 7, Dex 15, Con —, Int —, Wis 9, Cha 10
Base Atk +0; CMB +2; CMD 14
Feats Improved Initiative

Clean-Up and Rewards

When Santa Claus falls, the blizzard outside subsides. The village lights can be seen clearly some miles away through the cold air, though the workshop is cleverly hidden into the mountainsides to the point of being invisible. The adventurers can return to Ivanheim for their reward.

The workshop connects to Santa’s home. It is devoted mostly to storage rooms filled with toy parts, coal, and mundane weapons, but the living quarters and alchemy lab may be scavenged for 1,000gp worth of scrap and gear.

The undead children cannot be brought back to life, and are better off being put out of their misery.

If the heroes followed Santa Claus to his lair and defeated him, then the townsfolk will eagerly pay them 1,500gp each for their efforts. If instead the adventures decided to let Santa Claus get away, then they will only receive 1,000gp each for their efforts and Santa Claus will return subsequent years to wreak havoc on the town.

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Here's Deck the Halls Translated into Chinese

New Pantheon 23: The New Pantheon

Using the memories and images gleaned from Adrian, the party teleports to the Root of the World, the ancient fortress of Kings in the Antarctic. Here they locate a jump gate to take them to the plane where the Trinity lives. A long time is spent buffing a determining bonuses before jumping through.

Through the jump gate is an extensive white plain of shining crystal. A small house, with a clear pool of water and a palm tree are off in the distance. Three figures stand by the house, waiting.

Our heroes make their way towards the trinity: Castor, the Alchemist; Avaryn, the Night Queen; Aymeric, the Judge. And, of course, Avaryn's unicorn Princess Sparkles. Layric realizes, much to his dismay, that he is no longer invisible.

The new pantheon make a few attempts at dialogue before they realize there is little to say. When the conversation turns sour, Avaryn makes the first move.

The fight is fierce. Avaryn does excellent damage with her bow, bringing Layric down to double digits. Layric transforms into a Troll for the regeneration. Punjin very nearly takes out Castor in one hit with quivering palm, but Castor makes the save on the nose. The unicorn charges into the PCs, and get in the way of the huge sized Lord Humungous. Rache (skyping in for the final session) closes with his character from a previous campaign, Castor. Hildegarde drops darkness for cover. Yeezus provides health and cover. Castor throws bombs like a madman, but the heroes have learned from their mistakes. Their saves are through the roof, and they successfully avoid any negative status ailments.

One by one, the old gods go down. As they go, their spirits coalesce into a gigantic monster, who comes to life when the last dies: The CR 25 Tarrasque.

Who actually goes down rather easily. As the Tarrasque goes down, the power of the gods, the true gods, begins flowing into the New Pantheon.

Then betrayal! By everyone!

Sensing that the power will be evenly distributed amongst the survivors, each god suddenly attacks the others.

Hildegarde wins initiative.  She casts time stop, teleports to the jump gate, hops through and casts earthquake on the room.  Unfortunately, she soon realizes that this room has survived two earth shattering cataclysm, and the jump gate is made of sterner stuff.

Layric throws a fireball, then makes the biggest mistake of his life: He doesn't fly up, instead staying within easy reach of the massive Lord Humungous. He is then pounced by Lord Humungous and instantly destroyed.

Punjin takes one look at the massive Lord Humungous.  The monk squares up ... then runs as far and fast as he can, 320 feet a round.

Yeezus also knows that Lord Humungous could easily take him out. Yeezus runs for the Jumpgate. It will lead them out of the plane and they won't get the powers of the gods, but he might get away from Lord Humungus. Rache attempts to toe-to-toe with the God of Darkness, and is destroyed.

Wiping the remains of Rache and Layric from his maw, Lord Humungous looks at his quarry: Punjin is too fast, and too far. Hildegarde is gone. But the god of darkness can beat Yeezus in a foot race. He pounces.

Miraculously, Yeezus survives the initial attack, but is brought down to a pittance of his health. He stares death in the face, knowing that just one more attack could kill him. And Yeezus can do nothing.

But wait! Positive energy deals three times damage to the God of Darkness, and Yeezus can cast Heal dealing 450 damage! That would instantly kill the already hurt Lord Humungus. All that he needs to do is make a pretty easy touch attack....

He fails.

He gets eaten.

Lord Humungous wipes his lips. And looks around for more quarry. None can be found.

Hildegarde escapes through the jump gate. She gives up her godly powers, but survives. She moves to a small, primitive island where she lives as a witch for many years.

Punjin runs for miles, until the power of the place is evenly distributed between himself and Lord Humungus. They are now both immortal, and cannot kill each other. They reunite, and decide to work in tandem to shape creation. Together they put out the sun, and plunge the earth into an undead apocalypse of their own making. Civilization roils and is destroyed. Humanity, and all living creatures, are driven to the edge of extinction.  Undead civilizations rise. Millennia pass, and the two surviving gods shape it all.

The god of water and the god of darkness. The New Pantheon.

New Pantheon 22: Return of the King

After prepping and buffing, our heroes teleport to Maven. The King of Men is surrounded by a massive army of Elves, and gives a small speech challenging the PCs. Adrian begins broadcasting the scene to the world. The PCs respond with rabble, then attack.

Maven has an extremely high AC, but doesn't deal too much damage. He absorbs blows from Punjin, Humungous, and Yeezy for quite a white. There is a tense exchange between Adrian and Layric - Layric is the only one who can see the invisible Layric. Layric opens by using a metamagiced disintegrate, taking off most of Adrian's life. Adrian then forces Layric to make three separate DC 30 Dominate Person saves (quickened, then persistent), but the resilient bugger makes all three. Knowing another disintegrate would spell death, Adrian flies into the crowd and disappears.

Without Adrian to back him up, Maven doesn't stand a chance. He eventually goes down under a hail of blows.

Trying to prevent a total catastrophe, The Alchemist's Avatar teleports in, only to be immediately smushed by Humungous. Our heroes feel their faith grow as the people of Cain watch the Avatar and Maven die. They know have the worship of the entire world.

But they hear Adrian's voice inside their heads: "Meet me in the Copper Minaret in Kamai."

Our heroes then begin destroying the routing army with dragon fire and blade.

After they have had their fun, they teleport to the Copper Minaret. Here they find Adrian desperately snorting Kishii, but to no avail. When he notices the heroes, he gestures to a few purple bean bags and tells them to take a seat.

"Now that Maven and the final Avatar are dead, the gods, the true gods, will take matters into their own hands. Within a matter of weeks they will come down here and destroy you. On this plane of existence, they are invincible. However, on their home plane they are more human. You must fight them there.

"Teleport to the Root of the World, the King of Men's fortress. There you will find a small jump gate that leads you to their plane. Given the amount of worship that you have, you should be able to make it through. Once inside, you can confront them and kill them. One all three are dead, their power will flow into any of you who have survived the fight. You will become gods in earnest."

"Why are you helping us?"

"When Castor took away my ability to enjoy Kishii, he did not take away the pain of withdrawal. I have been suffering for 15 long years, desperate for the pleasure that Kishii brings. I am hoping that when he dies, I can have my life back."

It is July 19th, 2015. Our heroes are level 20, and have just ranked up to the final Ascension level possible: level 7.

23: The New Pantheon